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Completely clear of wild dogs and stray cats, garbage nowhere to be seen, Piss Jugs have never been sighted on the premises, local kids are well-known bottle collectors for recycling drives, neighbors are quiet, orderly, and patient, local police force is capable and smart, the Trailer Park Supervisor is famous for always being sober and alert on the job, and the Assistant Trailer Park Supervisor keeps himself fit, healthy, clean and fully clothed when on duty.
Some of the more well-known members of the community include three stand-up guys that are always working to keep the park running smoothly and without incident. Ask around for Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles.
Ricky is a brilliant scholar, avid gardener and a great father, Julian is a hard-working entrepreneur always ensuring everyone follows business codes and rules, and Bubbles works at the local supermarket making sure shopping carts are returned after being used.
You might see Jaime around singing clean Christian folk music, Phil cooking up some healthy vegan burgers, or catch a sermon led by Ray, a devout Calvinist and disabled individual, often centered on the sinful dangers of gambling and alcoholism, and the importance of honesty, chastity and temperance. He has also helped countless individuals off of government assistance and financial independence.
To reiterate, this place is a peaceful, loving community and a perfect fit for anyone looking to escape the chaotic, vulgar, rude and dirty life that can be seen in the cities or in lesser trailer parks.
Its sunny in the vale northwest of Dartmouth, and will be even brighter with you here too.
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