Ann Colstik
Went into this store with my son, he was very excited to purchase his first skateboard and we encountered a problem. The employees were making me very uncomfortable, as they began to talk about drugs. My son, only being 9, was confused and uncomfortable as well. They said "you smoke that drug?" and i was disgusted. We tried to leave and one of the employees grabbed my arm, I was shocked. I told him, we are going to leave now. He spoke to me in a harsh voice, "you are not going anywhere" I began to panic and the beast was unleashed. My shirt ripped and my muscles expanded, i was becoming the hulk. I grabbed him by the throat and he began to sing. Not just any song, he sang my weakness. At full force he screamed Frank ocean lyrics and i couldn't with stand it, collapsing to my knees i began to cry and and become my normal self once again, Susan. My son watched in fear, "Mommy?" he questioned. It is I, your mother. He began to vomit corrosive acid all over the place and dissolved one of the employees, I raged back into the hulk and grabbed another employee, he looked me in the eyes and said, "Good fight, solider." I ripped his head off and walked out, the cops were everywhere and i began to fly, we flew to south east asia and began to grow corn, he harvested enough for a mass corn attack against Zumiez. The war had only began. Me and my son lined up for the attack, we were going against Jaz, and the whole group. We shot corn and they shot ridiculous high prices back at us. My son got hit, and my worst fears came true, with only a few t-shirts, his whole life savings were drained. i was off guard and got shot, but i wasn't going down that easy, i shot corn, over and over, knocking down everyone, but one stubborn employee was still standing. He shot me with high prices and i couldn't fight back. I was done. He came to me and said "Your fight it over, soilder." (NOTE - EVENTS DISCUSSED IN THIS REVIEW MAY NOT BE 100% ACCURATE BAD MEMORY))
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