Britton Farm Mall (Stop G)

L Holland

This is not my first review of Britton Farm Mall, so where shall l begin this time?. let us take a walk through the Mall, you enter from the High Street and instantly feel a sense of dark foreboding to your left you will find a small shop selling variety of scented candles, odds and sods which will be the high point of your visit, then to your right you will normally be greeted by the look of cunning form one or more of the local feral rats after passing the first ten yards of your journey you will see a Pizza restaurant which has not been opened in the last ten years a sad squalid building at this point l ask the brave shopper to turn his head to the sky to see the roof exposing its paint peeling beams of steel covered in mesh and Pigeon mess. stop here and take in the aroma of urine from the secret corners used as toilets by the homeless to your left you will now see an empty supermarket again this has seen better days dirty, shabby and sordid. you will now observe a slope on your right hand side which takes you to a lower level car park which if you have a love of bad graffiti or are unlucky enough to have a car parked there is no need to go down. finally in front of you there is the only business within the whole mall a café. the food is passable the staff friendly but some of its customers leave a lot to be desired an interesting place to sit an watch human nature. This l am sad to say it Britton Farm Mall. to be honest it should all be flattened and turned into housing. one final word of advice don't go!

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